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шутками про суровых челябинских мужиков.
Советы по переводу, поправки и дополнения принимаются.
Men of Chelyabinsk do not drink coffee, they eat it straight from the can.
Sysadmin of Chelyabinsk can make a net of abacuses.
Junkies of Chelyabinsk use drips instead of syringes.
Sysadmin of Chelyabinsk can download porn via the telegraph.
Communists of Chelyabinsk celebrate Lenin’s birthday daily.
Hockey players of Chelyabinsk play with crowbars.
Schoolchildren of Chelyabinsk chew a tobacco instead of a chewing gum.
Mosquitoes of Chelyabinsk suck blood from vampires.
People of Chelyabinsk drink beer that is stronger than vodka.
People of Chelyabinsk nail to the trees dog houses instead of nesting boxes.
Men of Chelyabinsk shave with milling devices.
Men of Chelyabinsk can make Chuck Norris jealous.
Milkmaids of Chelyabinsk scare bulls off to forests.
Traffic policemen of Chelyabinsk fine the ballistic missiles for the overspeed.
Pornmakers of Chelyabinsk make the porn prohibited in Holland.
Designers of Chelyabinsk draw in the MS Paint.
Hairdressers of Chelyabinsk make the clients’ hair with clients’ helmets on.
Vodka of Chelyabinsk is prohibited in 190 countries as a mass-murder weapon.
Taxpayers of Chelyabinsk make the tax office pay money to them.
Weathercocks of Chelyabinsk show the wind it’s direction.
Weathercocks of Chelyabinsk bonk hens.
Postmen of Chelyabinsk bite dogs.
Recruits from Chelyabinsk drill sergeants.
Lollipops in Chelyabinsk can be dissolved only by aqua regia.
Circus in Chelyabinsk sells escape tickets.
Popcorn in Chelyabinsk is used in lining-up.
Gamers of Chelyabinsk have found an alternative and hidden finale of TETRIS.
Satanists of Chelyabinsk make Satan escape their conjurations.
Советы по переводу, поправки и дополнения принимаются.
Men of Chelyabinsk do not drink coffee, they eat it straight from the can.
Sysadmin of Chelyabinsk can make a net of abacuses.
Junkies of Chelyabinsk use drips instead of syringes.
Sysadmin of Chelyabinsk can download porn via the telegraph.
Communists of Chelyabinsk celebrate Lenin’s birthday daily.
Hockey players of Chelyabinsk play with crowbars.
Schoolchildren of Chelyabinsk chew a tobacco instead of a chewing gum.
Mosquitoes of Chelyabinsk suck blood from vampires.
People of Chelyabinsk drink beer that is stronger than vodka.
People of Chelyabinsk nail to the trees dog houses instead of nesting boxes.
Men of Chelyabinsk shave with milling devices.
Men of Chelyabinsk can make Chuck Norris jealous.
Milkmaids of Chelyabinsk scare bulls off to forests.
Traffic policemen of Chelyabinsk fine the ballistic missiles for the overspeed.
Pornmakers of Chelyabinsk make the porn prohibited in Holland.
Designers of Chelyabinsk draw in the MS Paint.
Hairdressers of Chelyabinsk make the clients’ hair with clients’ helmets on.
Vodka of Chelyabinsk is prohibited in 190 countries as a mass-murder weapon.
Taxpayers of Chelyabinsk make the tax office pay money to them.
Weathercocks of Chelyabinsk show the wind it’s direction.
Weathercocks of Chelyabinsk bonk hens.
Postmen of Chelyabinsk bite dogs.
Recruits from Chelyabinsk drill sergeants.
Lollipops in Chelyabinsk can be dissolved only by aqua regia.
Circus in Chelyabinsk sells escape tickets.
Popcorn in Chelyabinsk is used in lining-up.
Gamers of Chelyabinsk have found an alternative and hidden finale of TETRIS.
Satanists of Chelyabinsk make Satan escape their conjurations.
