Помню такое. А еще есть похожее по-англицки (жаль, возраст не указан):
Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda ************************************* God, I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me Love, Alison ******! ******************************* Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene ************************************* Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan ************************************ Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis ******************** **************** Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does? Nan ************************************ Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer ************************************ Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Peter ******************************** **** Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry *********************************** Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark *********************************** Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street. Dean *********************************** Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? Donny *********************************** Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you are on vacation? Jane *********************************** Dear God, In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he steal your idea? Sincerely, Donna *********************************** Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God. Charles ********************************** Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff ********************************** Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank ********************************** Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really great. Rosie ********************************** Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones You have? ********************************** Dear GOD, If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. Love Mickey ********************************** Dear GOD, Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? Lucy ********************************** Dear GOD, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita ********************************** Dear GOD, Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma ********************************** Dear GOD, Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. Darla ********************************** Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before - You can look it up. Bruce ********************************** Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. Sam ********************************** Dear GOD, I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. Elliott ********************************** Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? Marsha
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Ага
Dear God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda
*************************************
God,
I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me
Love, Alison
******! *******************************
Dear God,
How did you know you were God? Who told you?
Charlene
*************************************
Dear God,
I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan
************************************
Dear God,
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis
******************** ****************
Dear God,
Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does?
Nan
************************************
Dear God,
In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer
************************************
Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.
Peter
******************************** ****
Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry
***********************************
Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget.
Mark
***********************************
Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street.
Dean
***********************************
Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?
Donny
***********************************
Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job.
Who does it when you are on vacation?
Jane
***********************************
Dear God,
In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he steal your idea?
Sincerely, Donna
***********************************
Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God.
Charles
**********************************
Dear God,
It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff
**********************************
Dear God,
I am doing the best I can. Really.
Frank
**********************************
Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really great.
Rosie
**********************************
Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones You have?
**********************************
Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
Love Mickey
**********************************
Dear GOD,
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
Lucy
**********************************
Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses
his bowling words in the house?
Anita
**********************************
Dear GOD,
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma
**********************************
Dear GOD,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
Darla
**********************************
Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before - You can look it up.
Bruce
**********************************
Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.
Sam
**********************************
Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
Elliott
**********************************
Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha