Правильно там в комментариях написали - лехко. Пробить через Минобраз, напечатать методичек с рекомендациями и примерами и у нас учителя будут писать в дневник также демократично и раскованно.
Хм... помнишь, я собиралась написать ужастик-антиутопию, в которой был бы школьный предмет - эротика, и она бы всем надоедала?
Как-то все, что я придумаю, через неделю или месяц или год встречается либо в произведениях, уже написанных другими, либо в свидениях о реальном мире...
>школьный предмет - эротика, и она бы всем надоедала
Было в Monty Python's Meaning of Life (http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=mp_meanlife): Headmaster: [he's got his shirt off] Well it's just that I felt - Wymer. This is for your benefit. Will you kindly wake up. I've no intention of going through this all again. [The boys are no more interested than they were in the last lesson on the Binomial Theorem, though they pretend, as usual.] Now we'll take the foreplay as read, if you don't mind, dear.
Mrs Williams: No of course not, Humphrey.
Headmaster: So the man starts by entering, or mounting his good lady wife in the standard way. The penis is now as you will observe more or less fully erect. There we are. Ah that's better. Now... Carter.
Carter: Yes sir.
Headmaster: What is it?
Carter: It's an ocarina... sir.
Headmaster: Bring it up here. The man now starts making thrusting movements with his pelvic area, moving the penis up and down inside the vagina so... put it there boy, put it there... on the table... while the wife maximizes her clitoral stimulation by the shaft of the penis by pushing forward, thank you dear... now as sexual excitement mounts... what's funny Biggs?
Biggs: Oh, nothing sir.
Headmaster: Oh do please share your little joke with the rest of us... I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on...
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Как-то все, что я придумаю, через неделю или месяц или год встречается либо в произведениях, уже написанных другими, либо в свидениях о реальном мире...
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Было в Monty Python's Meaning of Life (http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=mp_meanlife):
Headmaster: [he's got his shirt off] Well it's just that I felt -
Wymer. This is for your benefit. Will you kindly wake up. I've
no intention of going through this all again. [The boys are no
more interested than they were in the last lesson on the
Binomial Theorem, though they pretend, as usual.] Now we'll
take the foreplay as read, if you don't mind, dear.
Mrs Williams: No of course not, Humphrey.
Headmaster: So the man starts by entering, or mounting his good
lady wife in the standard way. The penis is now as you will
observe more or less fully erect. There we are. Ah that's
better. Now... Carter.
Carter: Yes sir.
Headmaster: What is it?
Carter: It's an ocarina... sir.
Headmaster: Bring it up here. The man now starts making thrusting
movements with his pelvic area, moving the penis up and down
inside the vagina so... put it there boy, put it there... on
the table... while the wife maximizes her clitoral stimulation
by the shaft of the penis by pushing forward, thank you
dear... now as sexual excitement mounts... what's funny Biggs?
Biggs: Oh, nothing sir.
Headmaster: Oh do please share your little joke with the rest of
us... I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going
on...