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Сцена из Die another day подвинута с пьедестала лучшей сцены кино-пыток серией "Военные байки" т/с "Светлячок". Уош и Мэл, высяняющие отношения на электродыбе - это супер!
MAL (with some difficulty)I'm not... gonna say it...(turns to Wash)... again. Shipboard romance complicates things.
WASH For who? For you?
MAL For everyone.
WASH Yeah? Well, what about lo --(electric surge)...VEAAAHH!
MAL (fighting the pain)Ain't against it as a rule. But in a situation such as ours, tends to cause problems. Splits loyalties.
WASH(hmmmph)Know what I think?
MAL What? What? What do you think, Wash? 'cause I'm interested.
WASH Huh?
NISKA You make lie of my reputation...
MAL (to Wash)You were gonna say something to me. What was it?
WASH (woozily)Wha -- ? Oh. This "policy" you got against shipboard relationships... that's just you projecting your own intimacy issues onto everyone else.
NISKA I show you my reputation is no lie. Is truth --
MAL Yeah? Well that's just downright insightful. It surely is.
Niska nods to Torturer -- big ZAP. Wash coughs (maybe some blood?) Looks for a second like he doesn't know where he is;
MAL (cont'd) Or, could be it's a mite simpler than that. Could be I just don't think you're good enough for Zoe.
WASH (finally registers) I don't give a good gorram what you think.
MAL Don't you?
WASH No.
MAL See, I think you do care. Think you care quite a lot.
WASH You're wrong.
Niska nods. Pains ensues. Wash blinks helplessly and confusedly at Niska and Torturer. Mal presses on:
MAL You know me and Zoe got a history -- and I figure you gotta be asking yourself some fairly fundamental questions about the nature of that history...
Wash laughs weakly to himself, isn't buying it.
WASH You never slept with my wife.
MAL You know that for a fact, do you? You ever ask her?
More electricity. Mal rebounds. Wash not so much.
MAL (cont'd) We were together good long time before you come around, Wash. And she is a damn fine lookin' woman.
Wash rallies enough sass to respond, despite his weakening condition:
WASH Never happened... know how I know?
MAL How. Tell me, Wash.
WASH The whole "captain" thing isn't Zoe's trouble. It's the guy-she-never-slept-with thing. Hell, Mal -- I wish you had slept with her! Then at least she'd be over it!
MAL You want me to sleep with her? That make you feel better?
WASH It might!
MAL Imagine it'd do wonders for her, too.
WASH Screw you!
MAL Get in line.
ZAAAAP! Wash starts to go. He's cracking, starts to pass out, maybe never to come back.
MAL (cont'd) Okay. Gonna do it, then. Wash? Wash! First thing, we get back -- I'm taking your wife into my bed. Gonna get me a piece'a --
Wash's eyes SNAP OPEN he lets out a PRIMAL YELL.
MAL (with some difficulty)I'm not... gonna say it...(turns to Wash)... again. Shipboard romance complicates things.
WASH For who? For you?
MAL For everyone.
WASH Yeah? Well, what about lo --(electric surge)...VEAAAHH!
MAL (fighting the pain)Ain't against it as a rule. But in a situation such as ours, tends to cause problems. Splits loyalties.
WASH(hmmmph)Know what I think?
MAL What? What? What do you think, Wash? 'cause I'm interested.
WASH Huh?
NISKA You make lie of my reputation...
MAL (to Wash)You were gonna say something to me. What was it?
WASH (woozily)Wha -- ? Oh. This "policy" you got against shipboard relationships... that's just you projecting your own intimacy issues onto everyone else.
NISKA I show you my reputation is no lie. Is truth --
MAL Yeah? Well that's just downright insightful. It surely is.
Niska nods to Torturer -- big ZAP. Wash coughs (maybe some blood?) Looks for a second like he doesn't know where he is;
MAL (cont'd) Or, could be it's a mite simpler than that. Could be I just don't think you're good enough for Zoe.
WASH (finally registers) I don't give a good gorram what you think.
MAL Don't you?
WASH No.
MAL See, I think you do care. Think you care quite a lot.
WASH You're wrong.
Niska nods. Pains ensues. Wash blinks helplessly and confusedly at Niska and Torturer. Mal presses on:
MAL You know me and Zoe got a history -- and I figure you gotta be asking yourself some fairly fundamental questions about the nature of that history...
Wash laughs weakly to himself, isn't buying it.
WASH You never slept with my wife.
MAL You know that for a fact, do you? You ever ask her?
More electricity. Mal rebounds. Wash not so much.
MAL (cont'd) We were together good long time before you come around, Wash. And she is a damn fine lookin' woman.
Wash rallies enough sass to respond, despite his weakening condition:
WASH Never happened... know how I know?
MAL How. Tell me, Wash.
WASH The whole "captain" thing isn't Zoe's trouble. It's the guy-she-never-slept-with thing. Hell, Mal -- I wish you had slept with her! Then at least she'd be over it!
MAL You want me to sleep with her? That make you feel better?
WASH It might!
MAL Imagine it'd do wonders for her, too.
WASH Screw you!
MAL Get in line.
ZAAAAP! Wash starts to go. He's cracking, starts to pass out, maybe never to come back.
MAL (cont'd) Okay. Gonna do it, then. Wash? Wash! First thing, we get back -- I'm taking your wife into my bed. Gonna get me a piece'a --
Wash's eyes SNAP OPEN he lets out a PRIMAL YELL.
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Мэл гыр и ба гыр.
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Это учебное пособие, которое оч. полезно посмотреть, чтобы понимать, как сделать, чтобы "сопли в сиропе" не получились.
Но прикол в том, что Мэл очень своеобразный товарищ... То есть, чему-то оттуда можно научиться, но с учётом большой поправки на персонажную специфику.
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То есть, прокачать весь этот расклад - что Уош долго не продержится, и что он Ниске на фиг не интересен (и потому Ниска его съест просто по факту наличия), и что Зои за ними придёт, и что Ниска захочет сначала поиграть с едой, и что Зои выберет того кого надо, и что сам Мэл Ниске достаточно вкусен, чтобы тот захотел поиграть с едой - всю это конструкцию удержать в голове и правильно разыграть, в принципе, можно, хотя это само по себе впечатляет. Но когда это на практике проворачивает человек, которого по ходу поджаривают и режут на кусочки - тут у меня остаётся изо всего словарного запаса только игровой орочий.
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/me тормоз, не про ту сцену подумала.
Это уже на корабле, да? :)