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Хочу повеселить английского металлурга Пола
шутками про суровых челябинских мужиков.
Советы по переводу, поправки и дополнения принимаются.
Men of Chelyabinsk do not drink coffee, they eat it straight from the can.
Sysadmin of Chelyabinsk can make a net of abacuses.
Junkies of Chelyabinsk use drips instead of syringes.
Sysadmin of Chelyabinsk can download porn via the telegraph.
Communists of Chelyabinsk celebrate Lenin’s birthday daily.
Hockey players of Chelyabinsk play with crowbars.
Schoolchildren of Chelyabinsk chew a tobacco instead of a chewing gum.
Mosquitoes of Chelyabinsk suck blood from vampires.
People of Chelyabinsk drink beer that is stronger than vodka.
People of Chelyabinsk nail to the trees dog houses instead of nesting boxes.
Men of Chelyabinsk shave with milling devices.
Men of Chelyabinsk can make Chuck Norris jealous.
Milkmaids of Chelyabinsk scare bulls off to forests.
Traffic policemen of Chelyabinsk fine the ballistic missiles for the overspeed.
Pornmakers of Chelyabinsk make the porn prohibited in Holland.
Designers of Chelyabinsk draw in the MS Paint.
Hairdressers of Chelyabinsk make the clients’ hair with clients’ helmets on.
Vodka of Chelyabinsk is prohibited in 190 countries as a mass-murder weapon.
Taxpayers of Chelyabinsk make the tax office pay money to them.
Weathercocks of Chelyabinsk show the wind it’s direction.
Weathercocks of Chelyabinsk bonk hens.
Postmen of Chelyabinsk bite dogs.
Recruits from Chelyabinsk drill sergeants.
Lollipops in Chelyabinsk can be dissolved only by aqua regia.
Circus in Chelyabinsk sells escape tickets.
Popcorn in Chelyabinsk is used in lining-up.
Gamers of Chelyabinsk have found an alternative and hidden finale of TETRIS.
Satanists of Chelyabinsk make Satan escape their conjurations.
Советы по переводу, поправки и дополнения принимаются.
Men of Chelyabinsk do not drink coffee, they eat it straight from the can.
Sysadmin of Chelyabinsk can make a net of abacuses.
Junkies of Chelyabinsk use drips instead of syringes.
Sysadmin of Chelyabinsk can download porn via the telegraph.
Communists of Chelyabinsk celebrate Lenin’s birthday daily.
Hockey players of Chelyabinsk play with crowbars.
Schoolchildren of Chelyabinsk chew a tobacco instead of a chewing gum.
Mosquitoes of Chelyabinsk suck blood from vampires.
People of Chelyabinsk drink beer that is stronger than vodka.
People of Chelyabinsk nail to the trees dog houses instead of nesting boxes.
Men of Chelyabinsk shave with milling devices.
Men of Chelyabinsk can make Chuck Norris jealous.
Milkmaids of Chelyabinsk scare bulls off to forests.
Traffic policemen of Chelyabinsk fine the ballistic missiles for the overspeed.
Pornmakers of Chelyabinsk make the porn prohibited in Holland.
Designers of Chelyabinsk draw in the MS Paint.
Hairdressers of Chelyabinsk make the clients’ hair with clients’ helmets on.
Vodka of Chelyabinsk is prohibited in 190 countries as a mass-murder weapon.
Taxpayers of Chelyabinsk make the tax office pay money to them.
Weathercocks of Chelyabinsk show the wind it’s direction.
Weathercocks of Chelyabinsk bonk hens.
Postmen of Chelyabinsk bite dogs.
Recruits from Chelyabinsk drill sergeants.
Lollipops in Chelyabinsk can be dissolved only by aqua regia.
Circus in Chelyabinsk sells escape tickets.
Popcorn in Chelyabinsk is used in lining-up.
Gamers of Chelyabinsk have found an alternative and hidden finale of TETRIS.
Satanists of Chelyabinsk make Satan escape their conjurations.
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"Taxpayers of Chelyabinsk are stern enough to ma_k_e tax office pay money to them."
А вот это он не поймет. Tax refunds.
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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make smb. do something, без предлога
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>> not to drink coffee but to eat it
to not drink coffee but eat it
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Men of Chelyabinsk do not drink coffee, they eat it straight from the can.
Postmen of Chelyabinsk bite dogs.
Circus in Chelyabinsk sells exit tickets.
И так далее.
Алексей
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Traffic policemen of Chelyabinsk fine ballistic missiles for speeding.
Men of Chelyabinsk shave with millstones.
Pornmakers of Chelyabinsk make porn that is illegal in Holland.
Есть ещё несколько мест, где я не уверен в правильности, но мой английский недостаточно хорош, чтобы я взялся это поправлять (с артиклями в особенности). Если есть желание добиться совершенства, то спрошу вечером у дочки, она профессиональный переводчик на английский.
Алексей
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milling device - это именно фрезерный станок, а не жернов.
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Алексей
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*растерянно*
не, челябинские мужики действительно ездят в новосибирск за умом-разумом, это да, но мне никогда не казалось, что есть кофе - это круто.
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Сейчас пройдусь по отдельным фразам, но вообще очень чувствуется переводность текста.
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...install kennels instead of birdhouses. - имхо. Ибо очень уж обстоятельство места криво стояло.
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atobacco instead ofachewing gum.Men of Chelyabinsk shave with
milling deviceschainsaws.Weathercocks of Chelyabinsk show the wind its direction.
Popcorn in Chelyabinsk is used in lining-up. - ???
Satanists of Chelyabinsk make Satan
escape their conjurationsfeel bad.Designers of Chelyabinsk draw in
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про хоккеистов тоже как-то не очень, players, а потом play with - не уверен, как лучше, но лучше бы как-то иначе.
...fine for _speeding_ - более употребимое в контексте дорожного движения слово.
Про pornmakers предлагаю: Chelyabinsk porn is so hardcore it got prohibited in Holland (в русском варианте, правда, встречал про Германию). Текущий вариант переводится как ...снимают порнуху, запрещённую в Голландии. Не очень смешно, как по мне.
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"Cue endless sequence of Chuck Norris jokes associated with a city of Chelyabinsk: Chelyabinsk inhabitants are so tough they give tickets to traffic cops, they are so tough they spread knives over bread with butter; they suck vampires' blood and steal Gypsy children; they shave with a chainsaw; their porn is downloaded via telegraph and is still forbidden in Germany; they flood their upstairs neighbors; military draft office hides from them; and they must buy tickets to leave the circus. "
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